It’s time for America’s favorite Late Night tickets giveaway: TRENCH! COAT! TIX!

Our brave intern Morgan is out in the trench, and to claim today’s free tix you don’t need to speak French. There he’ll stand in front of this naked man with two tickets in his hand for you and a frand!

The cutoff time is 2:45 p.m., so get over there fast! Grab these Trench Coat Tix because they will not last!

Intern Dan, our main guy, stays dry with a glint in his eye because he told the rain bye bye bye (do you like N*Sync as much as I?).

If you want two tickets to today’s show you gotta be use your feet, walk through the streets, check your tweets, and listen to these deets: He’s a little hidden today so we gave you a map, run there fast and give his hand a slap, tell your mom and your pap, there’s no time for a nap! The cutoff time is 2:45 p.m., so get over there fast! Grab these Trench Coat Tix because they will not last!

Our main man intern Dan stands with umbrella in hand, and in the other? Two tickets to today’s taping, brother! If you go find him in the street, you can get two seats! (Put your butt on the cushion, not your feets.) The cutoff time is 3:30 p.m., so get over there fast! These Trench Coat Tix, they do not last!

TRENCH COAT TIX!!

You know the game, find intern Dan wearin’ the trench and you get two free tix to tonight’s show, it’s a cinch! Gotta find him by 2:45pm sharp!

So get ready to start, because Dan’s near the art. Not the traditional kind, but more of the modern you’ll find. So grab your friend Stan or maybe Leanne, and go find those tix! Maybe they’ll land in your hand!

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TRENCH COAT TIX SPECIAL EDITION: SHAKE SHACK TIX!!!

Wait, I’ve said too much.  You know the deal, If you find the man Dan, with the tix in his hand by 3pm sharp! You get two free tix to tonight’s taping! In order to get the tix, you gotta get in the mix. Grab your friend Rick, so you can get your Fallon fix. But watch your back as you head to the shack, ‘cause you never know who will pull a sneak attack! (For the tix.)

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TRENCH COAT TIX IS BACK Y’ALL! If you find this feller in the detective coat by 3 pm sharp, you can get two tickets to today’s taping. It’s a cloudy day today so we’re keepin’ our intrepid intern Dan close to home if you catch our drift — now go get those tix!

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IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN! Intrepid intern Dan is out in the city with two tickets to today’s taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and they’re not just any tix, they’re TRENCH COAT TIX! It’s simple, friends: Find the man in the trench, get the tix.

The cutoff time is 3 p.m., so hop on downtown, get bussin’ toward the Hudson, be a ticket shark on the elevated park and get ready to deliver your line (“hi”) to THAT GUY!

(read the official super fine print here)

Hold up, wait a minute, DO go there ‘cause I AM with it! You scream, I scream, we all scream for THE DREAM! (of going to a taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon for free) That’s right, it’s time for another TRENCH COAT TIX! It’s simple, find the trench, get the tix. FREE tickets to tonight’s show!

Cut off time is 3pm, so scurry downtown, but don’t bring a frown. You can wear a full suit or even a gown. In between Eataly and Shake Shack is the sound, of some FREE TRENCH COAT TIX with a man on the ground. Bring your pet beagle or even a hound to sniff out the location of the greatest intern around!

(read the official super fine print here)