Mardi Gras: Pros and Cons

It’s Fat Tuesday! Check out this throwback list of Jimmy’s Pros and Cons of Mardi Gras:

Pro: It’s a great way to lose those winter blahs. 

Con: it’s a great way to lose those Wonder Bras.

Pro: If you go down, be sure to try the shrimp. 

Con: That was my pickup line in college.

Pro: It’s a holiday where you have an excuse to get drunk! 

Con: Just like St Patricks Day, new years, Christmas, thanksgiving, easter, president’s day, labor day, flag day, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, the vernal equinox,  a good day at work, a bad day at work, and Shark Week.

Pros: Making it down to “the big easy” with your girlfriend.

Con: Finding out “the big easy” was your girlfriend’s nickname in college.

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